Keith Richards and Louis Vuitton

Keith Richards, the famed Rolling Stones Guitarist, now has a new toy- a Louis Vuitton guitar case. Catch him and the rest of the Stones in their new Movie directed by Scorsese. Check the review of the movie here.

I actually had to check to see if there was a AKA for Heroin that was Keith Richards but there isn’t.

The U.S. Government sure has its Drug Lingo Down

My last post made me think that my drug linguistic skills are not up to par. I did a little research and found that the U.S. Government actually will help you out if you want to brush up. So next time you want a fix don’t just say i want some Ecstasy go all out and tell them you want some Disco Biscuits, Batmans, or Bermuda Triangles.

Brush up there will be a contest later on:

Just in case you want some more U.S. government info on drugs here’s what the DOJ has to say:

Wow! Ecstasy sure is pretty!

How Bad is The U.S. Economy- Drug Dealers Don’t Want Anything To Do With It

It looks like not only is the U.S. Economy completely falling apart but now we won’t even be able to get high. Cocaine, my friends, among other illicit substances, is leaving the states for the greater continental Europe. The BBC reports the strength of the Euro may be increasing availability of cocaine in Europe and explaining the decline of supply (I need my coke) in the U.S. After all drug dealers are just business men, we can’t blame them or taking their product somewhere else. All we can do now is hope for the cut shit to keep coming in. I gotta call my connection and buy some 2008 options on this.

The Euro has been beating up on the Dollar for a while now on Friday the Euro hit $1.5825. I guess going to Europe to buy the coke is out of the question at this point. Well at least we still have pot- we do still have pot right? Don’t take the pot away please don’t…….

Film Festival in Los Angeles

The Los Angeles Film Festival opens this June the 19th of the year 2008 in Westwood. Its an annual event held in June showcasing American and Foreign films over ten days. The festival allows the public to interact with some of the worlds best Actors, Directors, and up and coming stars. The festival started in 1995 under the name: Los Angeles International Film Festival (LAIFF)

In the past it has screened movies such as Dead Man, starring Johnny Depp, and Happy Endings, starring Lisa Kudrow. Some past winners include:

Audience Award for Best International Feature March of the Penguins, directed by Luc Jacquet

This year’s screenings have not yet been set. However submissions are closed.

I did find that Hot Chicks made it in. From what i gather its based on the comics of Jack T. Chick.

Here’s a sample.

There is also someone who has taken the time to write up some parodies of Jack’s work.

Wifi T-Shirt- This is what i’m givin for Xmas

ThinkGeek.com sells all sorts of geeky products but the one that caught my eye was the Wifi T-shirt. The shirt will give the impression of being the most connected person on your block. Hot chicks will approach you and want to connect to and with you. I’m gonna buy one of these for my dog- i hope its waterproof.

Southern California Earthquake

We got a shaker magnitude 3.0 earthquake shook the southland at 11:49 and 23 seconds. Check it here!