96 Potheads are going to jail in San Diego

96 frat kids arrested after raid on San Diego Campus (reported by the Los Angeles Times). Proof yet again, that hiding things in the wide open just makes them easy to find. I wonder if someone actually said that it was only green cereal. Genius planning frat boys. Next time hide the pot in your mattress. And i wonder if any of them were stoned when the cops came in? The only way this could have been better is if the ASU cheerleaders were involved.

Jolie and the heroin?

There’s a rumor of an alleged video tape of Angelina Jolie snorting away at some Heroin selling for $70,000. A source told the National Enquirer that the tape appeared to be from the 1990s – before Jolie became famous. Allegedly the key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin and stating ‘Wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.’ At least Jolie is familiar with drug lingo and quality- 

I gotta tell ya $70k is nothing she’s getting millions for her baby pictures. 

Keith Richards and Louis Vuitton

Keith Richards, the famed Rolling Stones Guitarist, now has a new toy- a Louis Vuitton guitar case. Catch him and the rest of the Stones in their new Movie directed by Scorsese. Check the review of the movie here.

I actually had to check to see if there was a AKA for Heroin that was Keith Richards but there isn’t.

The U.S. Government sure has its Drug Lingo Down

My last post made me think that my drug linguistic skills are not up to par. I did a little research and found that the U.S. Government actually will help you out if you want to brush up. So next time you want a fix don’t just say i want some Ecstasy go all out and tell them you want some Disco Biscuits, Batmans, or Bermuda Triangles.

Brush up there will be a contest later on:

Just in case you want some more U.S. government info on drugs here’s what the DOJ has to say:

Wow! Ecstasy sure is pretty!

How Bad is The U.S. Economy- Drug Dealers Don’t Want Anything To Do With It

It looks like not only is the U.S. Economy completely falling apart but now we won’t even be able to get high. Cocaine, my friends, among other illicit substances, is leaving the states for the greater continental Europe. The BBC reports the strength of the Euro may be increasing availability of cocaine in Europe and explaining the decline of supply (I need my coke) in the U.S. After all drug dealers are just business men, we can’t blame them or taking their product somewhere else. All we can do now is hope for the cut shit to keep coming in. I gotta call my connection and buy some 2008 options on this.

The Euro has been beating up on the Dollar for a while now on Friday the Euro hit $1.5825. I guess going to Europe to buy the coke is out of the question at this point. Well at least we still have pot- we do still have pot right? Don’t take the pot away please don’t…….